A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. “How do you know what to say?” he asked.

“Why, God tells me.”

“Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?”

At a synagogue in New York City, the Rabbi holds marriage seminars for the couples in his congregation. At one seminar, and older Jewish man was present. The Rabbi, curious as to why an older man would be in a marriage seminar, turns to him.

“And how many years have you been married?”

The man replied, “fifty years!”

The Rabbi, now perplexed about why this man is in a marriage seminar, asks, “That’s inspiring! Can you tell all the younger men here how you’ve kept your wife happy for 50 years?”

“Sure, it’s easy. I just buy her [...]